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Posted 5 Sep 2011 @ 8:26pm

Ryan Reynolds is Maverick with powers,

Who joins a galactic army that cowers,

His wise-cracks worn thin,

Like the clothes Lively’s in,

Avoid this and you’ll save yourself hours.

Rating: C-

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Just...

Posted 15 Aug 2011 @ 12:54pm

Nawww doesn't it make you just want to hug a fluffy toy? The cutest little penguin ever washed up on the shores of New Zealand a few months ago and melted the insides of the nation. This poor flightless bird, nicknamed Happy Feet, had no idea where it had turned up. It nommed on sand and rocks by accident, causing serious health risks that needed vet attention. After all the horrific...

Posted 10 Aug 2011 @ 8:26am

RAWR!


Can't talk, guys. Driving.

 

[INSERT HILARIOUS BLACK METAL GUY DRIVING CAR PIC HERE PLZ]

 

~tobes

 

HEAR WAYNE STATIC SOLO STUFF

 

Well, hear 34 seconds of it, anyway. The vertically-haired (what? Toby, shut up

 

-yourself) Static-X frontman has set about dropping his debut solo record Pighammer...

Posted 10 Aug 2011 @ 8:26am

Well the news of the week must surely be the most unexpected, yet not super surprising, split of Canadian band Alexisonfire. I mean, on one hand, you never expect a band this incredibly popular to call it quits. Bands work so hard reach the levels of success Alexis' did, so disbanding seemed more and more unlikely the more records they sold.

 

And damn, Old Crows Young...

Posted 9 Aug 2011 @ 5:06pm

 

Ten News was the hipster of Australian news programming. It refused to broadcast at the mainstream 6pm timeslot and proudly claimed to be “First At Five”. However, 7 News, previously the jock of the Australian TV news world, started listening to the same kinds of music as Ten News and decided to become indie too, moving to the 4.30pm timeslot. Ten News was overcome with fury and now...

Posted 10 Aug 2011 @ 1:13pm

Well, MIFF is over for another year and after 12 films across the two weeks I'm almost movied-out... almost. Below is a quick review of the movies I saw during week two. Feel free to upload your own or check out more here.

 


The Future (US)
While the lead tries too hard to be weird,
As a couple...

Posted 3 Aug 2011 @ 10:08am

The Amity Affliction have announced a huge headlining tour of Australia for this October, and they'll be taking Gold Coast's Skyway and huge international act Asking Alexandria with them. They've booked in two shows at Melbourne's Billboard on Wednesday October 12 (18+) and Thursday October 13 (underage). This is gonna be one epic tour, and the addition of UK's wunderkinds Asking Alexandria...

Posted 3 Aug 2011 @ 10:03am

RAWR!


Last week was an important week, because Taylor Momsen is finally legal. Hooray! Great girl that she is, she marked the occasion by flashing her pert post-adolescent rack at an appreciate Download Festival crowd over the weekend. Electrical tape X's or no, you can sort of make out the nipples there so it totally counts. Yes. Now all we need is for her to embrace the...

Posted 2 Aug 2011 @ 10:12am

I was a child model and I turned out fine. If you don’t believe me just check my blog, Twitter, Tumblr, 4856 photos on Facebook and Flickr, YouTube channel, MySpace for my rap music, LinkedIn, Foursquare or Instragram. VALIDATE ME!

 

Western culture is all about the self. So it’s hard to be shocked when this mentality trickles down to parents entering their six-year-olds into...

Posted 1 Aug 2011 @ 8:17am

We've almost hit the halfway mark of the Melbourne International Film Festival - how many films have you seen? While I'm only just getting started, here's a quick review of the films I've seen so far.

Feel free to send in your own limerick reviews or visit The Limerick Review for regular festival updates.

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